The dogs were going crazy, so I jumped out of bed to let them out. Before I open the sliding glass door to my backyard I see a strange kid in the yard in the all recognizable "pee pee" pose. What do I do? LET THE DOGS OUT(cmon' it's a tiny west highland terrier, and my lab is too lovable to be a guard dog)!! THE KID SCREEAAAMMS and runs to the gate! His parents were there and opened the gate and kept saying they were sorry to me. YOU BETTER BE SORRY!!! WTF!? THIS IS MY HOUSE! NOT A PUBLIC RESTROOM? Why???? Why would you say "gee golly son, I don't know who lives there, but they got a nice green yard if ye really gotta go? *pats her westie of doom* good dog. I know I'm a horrible person who probably scarred that kid for life but goddamit, don't piss in my yard!
That concludes my strange wake up call.
p.s. Just watched les mis(I actually remembered most of the songs) and Javert rocks!
p.s again...finished the monty python dvds, phew...
Jacko be the debil: Funny: http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1806918.html
Holy shit...I'm the same age as Emmy Rossum...a couple of months older even...godammit WHY ARE ALL THE SHITTY/ANNOYING ACTRESSES(THAT I HATE WITH PASSION) THE SAME AGE AS ME *stabs herself with fork*